Biting hurts

By Fireman Chris, December 31, 2008 10:41 AM

I do so love biting my wife’s ass.

I forget exactly when the first time it was that my teeth pressed into the tender flesh of her backside, but it was early on in our relationship. Now, it’s a regular part of our foreplay…sometimes before a spanking, sometimes after…sometimes instead of.

You see, it can be a rather effective substitute in times when I can’t put her over my knee and give her what she deserves. Like this morning. We’re staying with my parents until the end of the week, so spanking is definitely out.

This morning, while the princess was breakfasting with my parents, we sneaked into the shower together for a bit of alone time. We rarely get to shower together, so we take the chances as they come up.

After we’d finished washing each other (making sure certain areas were extra clean), she asked me if I needed to do anything else, such as shave.

I turned her around so that she was facing the end wall of the shower and bent her forward a bit so her bottom was sticking out. I then knelt down and proceeded to nip my teeth all across her wet, tender ass as she squirmed and tried to keep her yelps in check.

As I stood, I told her “That’s what I needed to do.”

Unfortunately, she probably won’t get any more spankings in 2008, and her first of 2009 will have to wait until this weekend at least, but she can certainly get her bottom nibbled upon in the meantime.

Happy New Year, everyone.

A wish for Christmas

By Fireman Chris, December 25, 2008 12:21 AM

Merry Christmas to all.

Despite the craziness that the holiday season inevitably seems to entail, I try to take some time to reflect on the year, as well as on the larger picture of this world we live in.

The princess has taken to watching The Polar Express almost daily the past week or so. In terms of Christmas messages, it is a very secular one, but not necessarily in a bad way. For many, Christmas is more about the secular than the sacred. That’s not a discussion I really want to get into…those who know me know where my particular feelings are.

Central to the plot of the movie, for those who haven’t seen it, is being selected to ask Santa for the first gift of Christmas. While many children would view this as the ultimate visit to the department store Santa to ask for anything they desire, the protagonist selects a much more symbolic gift to ask for.

Discussion around the house recently has included the question: “What would you ask Santa for if you got the first gift of Christmas?” The princess hasn’t committed to any particular toy when asked this question; indeed, when she “saw” Santa at the fire station last week for our department party, she admitted she didn’t know what she wanted and asked him to bring her something she’d like. It has gotten me thinking about what I would ask for.

Sitting in church tonight, we prayed, as we often do, the English translation of the Maori version of The Lord’s Prayer. I don’t know the history of how we adopted this into our worship (we’ve not been attending this particular church very long), but the words speak to me, even more so than the more traditional version I was used to. The following words from this prayer pretty well sums up what I would ask Santa for:

With the bread we need for today, feed us.

In the hurts we absorb from one another, forgive us.

In times of temptation and test, strengthen us.

From trials too great to endure, spare us.

From the grip of all that is evil, free us.

Merry Christmas to all.

Orgy in the wine aisle at Target

By Fireman Chris, December 19, 2008 10:22 PM

About a year ago, our good friend Raven turned us on to Ménage à Trois.

Yes, I know you expect all sorts of kinky details here, but get your mind out of the gutter…at least a little bit. It’s a wine…a very nice mix of Zin, Cabernet and Merlot. Not expensive, but a good table wine. We generally now have at least 3 or 4 bottles of it in the house.

Since trying it at Raven’s house, we’ve since found it at both the local supermarket and Target. Today was the first day of my holiday vacation (taking time off until after the first of the year, which is quite nice) and Sparkle and I took advantage of having a day alone with the princess in school to finish up some Christmas shopping and general errands, including a trip to Target.

OK, I spanked her and did some other deliciously naughty things to her as well…but I digress. I’m sure you’d rather hear my amusing wine anecdote than that.

So…Target. We don’t have a Target very close to us…the two nearest ones are each about 30-40 miles away, so we tend to do a big shopping trip once a month or so.

When we hit the wine aisle, we found a rather interesting grouping of wines:

Monogamy
PromisQous
Ménage à Trois

Hmmm, a rather steady escalation there, don’t you think.

And then Sparkle pointed out that the next one in the row was called Five Friends.

I’m wondering what varietal they’ll use to make Orgy…I can only assume that’s the next one we’ll find when we return to Target next month.

Based on the Panorama Theme by Themocracy