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By Fireman Chris, June 30, 2008 7:45 PM

Life is good, because I have my girls back. By girls, I mean Sparkle and the princess. They came home from the in-laws’ today. The princess has been gone for over three weeks, and Sparkle, aside from last weekend together, has been gone for two weeks (and very distracted the week prior).

The separation was not nearly as traumatic as last year’s, when we were dealing with moving and were already apart every week except for the weekends. But these two weeks of bachelorhood and three weeks of not being a dad reminded me of it and just how lucky I am to have these two girls in my life.

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By Fireman Chris, June 28, 2008 6:16 PM

As Sparkle’s already explained on her blog, she and I and the princess have been apart due to her work and a family visit. Currently, she and the princess are visiting her family in Indiana and I’m at home.

That hasn’t stopped her from being naughty from a distance. I opened up my e-mail this morning to find an message from ******@vzwpix.com, indicating a picture message sent from a Verizon cell phone.

This is what I found when I opened it.

I immediately texted her back to tell her how naughty she was. She feigned ignorance until I explained why, and then I could almost hear the giggling. I told her I ought to post the picture here, and she did not seem too upset about that prospect, thus this post.

I suspect this won’t be the last photo of Sparkle you see on here. As part of the reconnecting she mentioned in the post above, I told her to prepare for more photos of her to be posted.

Including bare ones.

After all, if she’s going to be naughty and show off her bum, I think it should be a properly spanked bum she shows off.

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By Fireman Chris, June 10, 2008 9:38 PM

This has got to be one of the funniest discussions about marital anal interests ever, from the defunct HBO sitcom Lucky Louie (via Kontraband and YouTube).

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By Fireman Chris, June 9, 2008 7:35 PM

The princess left yesterday morning on her annual (two years running) trip to visit her grandparents in Indiana. Last year, it was mostly of necessity due to Sparkle’s job and my living in another part of the state than her. Hard as it was to be apart, both the grandparents and the child loved it, so we decided it would be an annual trip.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I absolutely adore my daughter, and I do miss her terribly, just over 24 hours since her departure. Yet, I am also enjoying a brief reliving of what pre-child life was like with my wife.

Yesterday, it was decreed that Sparkle should have a perpetually sore bottom as much as was within my power (and time spent in her presence). Yesterday, she received no less than four spankings between the time the Princess and grandma boarded their plane and bedtime. Today, she was spanked as soon as I got home from work.

I think it’s time to ensure she’s squirming when we sit down for dinner.

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By Fireman Chris, June 8, 2008 10:57 AM

Safety tip for the day: oral sex and frying pans filled with hot oil do not mix.Publish Post

from Kontraband.com

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By Fireman Chris, June 7, 2008 9:40 PM

As a Christian, I truly do believe in my faith. However, I also feel an overwhelming desire to apologize on it’s behalf when I read crap like this, from KCRA.com in Sacramento:

“Customers heading into Secrets Lingerie Boutique in Vacaville are sometimes met by protesters and a sign saying, “Smile, you’re on YouTube.” Youth pastor Jim White said the protesters gather to film shoppers entering the store because they think Secrets “is a shop that is profiting from pornography and other materials that we feel are degrading to people and exploitative.”"

You can read the whole article here if you’re interested.

And coincidentally, while I was writing this, my good friend Kate James sent me a link to an online petition (which I also now remember reading on Adele Haze’s blog) to the Borough of West Chester (Pennsylvania) that reads:

“Feminique Boutique is a shop in West Chester, PA that offers lingerie, lotions, lubricants, and vibrators in a back room. The female-friendly pink and chocolate brown boutique is owned and operated by Jill McDevitt, a sexologist with a B.A. in Sexuality, Marriage, and Family and a Masters of Education in Human Sexuality in progress. The boutique also offers workshops on healthy sexuality, relationships, and female empowerment.

Recently, a local Catholic church has filed an appeal of the building permit issued to Feminique Boutique by the borough of West Chester, saying the shop “perverts sexuality” and “corrupts morals”. Feminique Boutique is a legal and legitimate business and has been given all necessary permits and follows all laws to operate. The deadline to file an appeal has also passed.

We, the undersigned, want to protect the rights of Feminique Boutique to remain open for business in West Chester, PA.”

I’d suspect both these communities have rather more important issues these respective churches could be focusing their time and energy on. Sadly, instead of taking on difficult issues, they’ve chosen to take on easy targets, and ones more likely to garner media attention.

Hopefully someday they’ll realize that there are more important things in life than where people choose to shop.