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By Fireman Chris, August 28, 2007 10:07 PM

Some months back, I wrote a post introducing my good friend Bailey’s new pay spanking website, aptly titled Spanking Bailey.

As is becoming popular, one of the features of this site is a blog maintained by Bailey. Until recently, this was only available through the member’s section of the site.

Bailey informed me this evening that her blog is now available to the public without being a member of the site. I believe you have to register somehow to leave comments, but at least you can read it now.

Enjoy!

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By Fireman Chris, August 27, 2007 9:04 PM

So I found this clip while surfing through Vidmax, one of those humorous video hosting sites, over the weekend. Then today, I saw the real thing; well, almost.

I’d never even heard of the cable show this clip’s from until I did a Yahoo! search after watching it. Apparently, it was featured in the premiere episode of Rad Girls, a short-lived show on the Fuse TV network that Wikipedia describes as “a female version of MTV’s Jackass.” Looking at most of the stunts, I can see why it was short-lived, but this clip is rather fun. I especially like the part at the beginning where the one gal shows the multiple layers of panties she’s wearing for protection…a trick many a spanko has tried.

Now onto the real-world correlation.

This afternoon, I was doing my normal after-work workout. Because it was such a nice day, I cut short my cardio workout in the gym and headed outside to jog around the adjacent track.

Not sure why, but on a whim I decided to head down a trail that leads to another field below the track. I’m glad I did.

As I got in view of the lower field, I saw that a women’s soccer team (collegiate or club, not sure) was having a practice. Specifically, they were practicing kicking goals.

And, apparently, the punishment for missing a goal in this particular drill was to go and stand along the goal line, bent over with your soccer-short clad backside facing the your teammates as a target. And, as more players missed goals, more backsides filled the goal, decreasing the empty space and increasing the chances of a hit. As near as I can tell, one had to stay in the goal until one’s backside was hit. Judging by the uproarious cheering whenever this happened and the giggles from the “target”, this was a rather popular drill.

The (female) coach’s statements of “OK, you know what to do.” and “Take your position.” when a player missed a goal were rather nice too.

I didn’t stay and watch too long…after all, I was rather conspicuous on the hillside and didn’t want to have to explain why I was so interested in watching this particular drill. Still, it was a cheery end to the day.

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By Fireman Chris, August 16, 2007 10:32 PM

Usually when I add a new blog to my list, it’s one I’ve stumbled across or been recommended. Sometimes I lurk and read for awhile before linking, other times I link almost immediately.

But rarely do I get to add a new blog from someone I already know.

Tonight, when Sparkle and I got home, we had an e-mail from Iris informing us she’s started her very own blog called Iris’ Eyes. As most of you know, she’s been a contributor to Punishment Book for some time, but she’s never hard her own personal blog until now.

And we’re very excited about that.

Check it out. It’s new, of course, but I expect we’ll be seeing some great things from Iris.

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By Fireman Chris, August 15, 2007 11:24 PM

Found this newspaper clipping while surfing through Kontraband, a humor and game site I frequent. Couldn’t resist sharing, especially due to the “K” word and the EMS context.

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How come I never get interesting calls like that?

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By Fireman Chris, August 8, 2007 6:07 PM

Was reading some fire-service related news articles on Firehouse yesterday, and was struck by two articles that were on there.

The first I’d actually heard something about before I read the article. It revolves around the New York City firefighter who is on the cover of the 2008 Calendar of Heroes, a calender containing photos of topless male firefighters that’s sold by the FDNY Fire Foundation as a fund raiser and which generated $150,000 for FDNY last year. The issue’s not with the calendar, per se, but with the fact that the firefighter in question also appeared fully nude in the inaugural Guys Gone Wild video back in 2004, which the department found out about after the 12 firefighters appeared on the Today show.

Apparently, this was enough to cause the Fire Commissioner to permanently ban any FDNY personnel from ever posing for the calendar again. Thus, the 2008 edition will be the last.

Now, I’m not sure a topless calendar is the best fund raiser for a fire department anyway, but here’s the real issue.

The 2004 video was made before the firefighter in question was hired. FDNY has already stated that he won’t suffer any disciplinary consequences because of that fact. He didn’t tell them about the video, obviously, but then, he wasn’t asked.

Did being in this video reflect the department in a bad light? Only because the media made an issue of it. And because we, as a society, are a bunch of prudes who are OK with seeing a firefighter without a shirt, but apparently have an issue when he takes his pants off too.

The second article had a slightly different take: praise for a stripper who saved a life.

Apparently, an exotic dancer in Florida went to a 46 year old man’s home for a private performance. In the midst of said performance, she noticed that her customer was not paying attention. Or breathing, for that matter.

I’ll avoid the obvious jokes about dying happy or the more dangerous effects of strippers.

The dancer immediately began CPR on her customer, and then called 911. Not quite the right order per how the Red Cross teaches it, but hey, it worked. Her customer survived to walk out of the hospital and praise her for saving his life.

So there we have it: a man who’s paid to save lives being admonished for stripping and a women who’s paid to strip being praised for saving a life.

What a world.

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By Fireman Chris, August 4, 2007 9:31 AM

Not sure how I missed this blog for so long.

Skin Prayers is my friend Raven’s blog. As some of you may have noticed, she started commenting on Sparkle’s and my blogs a back around the first of the year (before my hiatus). She actually commented on Sparkle’s blog first, and Sparkle recognized her “handle” and contacted her to see if she was, in fact, the Raven we thought she was.

You see, Raven and I go way back. In fact, she was the first spanko I ever met; at least, the first I knew about. We were both active on the a.s.s. newsgroup in it’s early days, chatted a lot, teased each other on the newsgroup and met a couple of times. We only played once (with another friend). We ended up going our separate ways after awhile and lost touch…until she commented on Sparkle’s blog.

Since then, we’ve e-mailed some, but given all the upheaval in our life over the last few months, I somehow missed (or forgot) the fact that she’d started a blog. So I’m correcting that oversight and adding her to my links, because aside from the fact that she’s my friend, it’s also very good!

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By Fireman Chris, August 3, 2007 8:26 PM

After all her comments about avoiding evil implements on Iris’ You want to spank me with WHAT? entry on Punishment Book, you’d think my naughty wife would actually try to keep them out of my hands.

So what does she bring home from the supermarket the other day?

I got home from work to find this propped up against the mirror in our bathroom. Apparently, while looking for bubble bath, she found it and thought it would be a good thing to bring home to me. I rather thought so myself, and made sure she got to feel it that night. After she did,
however, I’m not sure she felt that it was such a good idea after all.

She’ll probably be thinking that even more strongly after she feels it again tonight.